February 2012
“As you can imagine, at these kinds of parties you’re not always dressed, and I...”
– A lawyer for Dominique Strauss-Kahn, offering a defense for his client who is now being questioned in France as part of a probe into a prostitution ring. (via janek85)
ITS LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS: HOW TO PISS OFF... →
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cosmicmermaidmuse:
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first…
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Snowman's bitch of a jacket
gaywalrus:
Ok I decided to make this a text post instead so I could show pictures, but I guess this is a bit of a tutorial on how to figure out the cursed zigzag.
I’m not really good at explaining this with words so I drew up a diagram and took some pictures to help illustrate how I pulled this off
jacket open
bottom side pulled in
and here’s the hidden flap
top side pulled...
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ainsleylaughingalonewithsalad:
alduin:
amixedreality:
I’m getting close to Sko-
wait
no
NO…….
SKOVDE IS A FUCKING OBLIVION GATE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
OH GOD
THERES AN OBLIVION GATE IN SWEDEN FUCK EVERYTHING
HAFGFADDSSDDS
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
signcherie:
whatsuppal:
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
miss piggy ily
Miss Piggy, don’t be silly.
You don’t have flaws.
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If you love DOCTOR WHO, reblog this.
fempora:
medicusmoritur:
((ALWAYS REBLOG DOCTOR WHO))
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[Trigger Warning: Abuse] A cautionary tale for... →
panemdestruction:
drdonnaatx:
When I was 19, I married my high school sweetheart. He had never hit me in anyway. Never had yelled at me. He was in the Navy and we moved nearly 1000 miles away from home. We had been married one week when he first slapped me. I forgave him. We had been married about a year when he first punched me in the stomach. I forgave him. After about a year and a half it...
adriofthedead:
fivetier:
New headcanon.
Mindfang was actually a massive fucking dork who wrote fanfiction about herself.
Vriska mistook her journal as gospel.
ahahahahahahahahaha
LOL that’s perfect.
Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
Me: I like pizza...
your handy dandy guide to not having any fucking...
jade-sexual:
(in comic sans for maximum smartitude)
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LGBTQ people: What are your thoughts on how Leeron...
In the anime Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, you have Leeron, a character who pretty much sets the standard for Camp Gay (and is indeed the page image for the linked article). In the show, you never technically find out whether he’s male or female (he claims to be a cross-dresser, which tells us absolutely nothing) but Word of God refers to him as male, so I will too for the purposes of this...
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nerevar-moon-and-star:
nerevar-moon-and-star:
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